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Reserve your mat
Browse the week and take a spot. We cap every class at fourteen, so you can actually breathe and every pup can actually reach you.
Sixty unhurried minutes on the mat, shared with our resident pack of red toy poodles. Small rooms, warm light, and the softest hour of your week.
We built this studio on a simple belief — that an hour of movement should feel like a privilege, not an obligation. Every class is small, every pup is ours, and nobody is here to perform.
We teach yoga, and we raise poodles. Most importantly, we protect the hour — no phones, no mirrors, no rows of thirty. Just a warm room, a teacher who knows your name, and eight small dogs who have never once respected the edge of a mat.
The studio
Every pup in this room lives here, trains here, and answers to absolutely no one.
Eight red toy poodles, raised in the studio and socialised from eight weeks. Low-shedding coats, unhurried temperaments, and a genuine talent for finding the one person in the room who needed them most.
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Browse the week and take a spot. We cap every class at fourteen, so you can actually breathe and every pup can actually reach you.
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Arrive, roll out your mat, and say hello to whoever is on rota that morning. They are vaccinated, temperament-tested, and have no concept of personal space.
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Your teacher leads the practice while the pups do entirely as they please. Leave lighter than you arrived, and covered in a small amount of apricot fur.
Weekly sessions
Monday–Thursday · 7:00 AM
60 min
Monday & Wednesday · 11:00 AM
45 min
Tuesday & Thursday · 11:00 AM
60 min
Monday & Wednesday · 4:00 PM
45 min
Tuesday & Thursday · 4:00 PM
60 min
Friday · 4:30 PM
75 min
Saturday · 10:30 AM
75 min
Sunday · 4:00 PM
90 min
Studio residents
Eight red toy poodles, all raised in the studio. Each one works a single class a day, and sleeps through the rest.
Red toy poodle · 4 mo
The youngest on the rota and entirely aware of the advantage that gives her. Arrives at your mat mid-flow, sits down, and waits to be acknowledged.
Patience: none
Red toy poodle · 5 mo
Takes the whole thing very seriously right up until he doesn’t. Has never once made it through a full sun salutation without joining in.
Focus: four minutes
Red toy poodle · 2 yr
The steady one. Picks a person at the top of class, stays with them for the whole hour, and leaves without any ceremony at all.
Loyalty: absolute
Red toy poodle · 3 yr
Runs the room, in her own opinion. Supervises from the front of the studio and only comes down once somebody reaches savasana.
Rank: senior
Red toy poodle · 6 mo
Small, quick, and permanently mid-idea. Will find the one gap in your Warrior II and occupy it before you have finished the breath.
Speed: unreasonable
Red toy poodle · 6 mo
Attaches himself to whoever is quietest in the room. Excellent at child’s pose, largely because it is the nearest thing to lying down.
Volume: low
Red toy poodle · 3 mo
The smallest of the pack and carried more often than not. Sleeps through most of the practice on somebody’s folded blanket.
Naps per class: two
Red toy poodle · 4 yr
The one who has seen it all. Holds a better downward dog than anyone in the room and is entirely aware of how good it is.
Pose level: eliteWhat they’re saying
Don’t take our word for it. Here’s what happens when a real practice meets eight very small poodles.
“Changed my entire morning routine — I wake up genuinely excited for class now.”
“Fourteen people, one teacher, eight poodles. I have never felt less like a number.”
“The energy in this room is infectious. Pure, uncomplicated, unserious joy.”
“Best standing appointment in my calendar. Absolutely transformative, and very furry.”
“I have tried every studio in the city. Nothing else comes close to this room.”
“An hour where my brain finally stops. That alone is worth the membership.”
Membership
Three monthly rates, all of them unlimited. Pick the one that fits and we will set it up by hand, the same way every mat in this room is booked.
Full membership
$99.99 per month
The standard rate, and the one most of the room is on.
Student
$39.99 per month
The same membership, at the reduced student rate.
Senior
$49.99 per month
The same membership, at the reduced senior rate.
Before you commit
Your first day pass is on us.
One class, no charge and no membership, so you can meet the room and the pack before you decide anything.
Membership perks
Private hire
Close the doors and bring your own people. One room, fourteen mats, the full pack, and nothing else on the schedule for the hour.
Sixty or seventy-five minutes, priced per room and arranged directly. Tell us the date and roughly how many are coming, and we’ll come back with what is possible.
Get in touch
Questions about a class, private bookings, or just want to know which pups are on rota this week? We’d love to hear from you.
We’re friendly, we promise.