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Reserve your mat
Browse the week and take a spot. We cap every class at fourteen, so you can actually breathe and every pup can actually reach you.
Sixty unhurried minutes on the mat, shared with our resident pack of red toy poodles. Small rooms, warm light, and the softest hour of your week.
We built this studio on a simple belief — that an hour of movement should feel like a privilege, not an obligation. Every class is small, every pup is ours, and nobody is here to perform.
We teach yoga, and we raise poodles. Most importantly, we protect the hour — no phones, no mirrors, no rows of thirty. Just a warm room, a teacher who knows your name, and eight small dogs who have never once respected the edge of a mat.
The studio
Every pup in this room lives here, trains here, and answers to absolutely no one.
Eight red toy poodles, raised in the studio and socialised from eight weeks. Low-shedding coats, unhurried temperaments, and a genuine talent for finding the one person in the room who needed them most.
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Browse the week and take a spot. We cap every class at fourteen, so you can actually breathe and every pup can actually reach you.
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Arrive, roll out your mat, and say hello to whoever is on rota that morning. They are vaccinated, temperament-tested, and have no concept of personal space.
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Your teacher leads the practice while the pups do entirely as they please. Leave lighter than you arrived, and covered in a small amount of apricot fur.
Daily sessions
Every day · 7:00 AM
60 min
Every day · 9:00 AM
60 min
Every day · 11:00 AM
60 min
Every day · 1:00 PM
60 min
Every day · 3:00 PM
60 min
Every day · 5:00 PM
60 min
Every day · 7:00 PM
60 min
Every day · 9:00 PM
60 min
Every session runs a full hour, and the same pattern repeats seven days a week. Doors open ten minutes before and the room stays open ten minutes after, so you meet the pack at both ends rather than only in the middle.
Studio residents
Eight red toy poodles, all raised in the studio. Each one works a single class a day, and sleeps through the rest.
Red toy poodle · 4 mo
The youngest on the rota and entirely aware of the advantage that gives her. Arrives at your mat mid-flow, sits down, and waits to be acknowledged.
Patience: none
Red toy poodle · 5 mo
Takes the whole thing very seriously right up until he doesn’t. Has never once made it through a full sun salutation without joining in.
Focus: four minutes
Red toy poodle · 2 yr
The steady one. Picks a person at the top of class, stays with them for the whole hour, and leaves without any ceremony at all.
Loyalty: absolute
Red toy poodle · 3 yr
Runs the room, in her own opinion. Supervises from the front of the studio and only comes down once somebody reaches savasana.
Rank: senior
Red toy poodle · 6 mo
Small, quick, and permanently mid-idea. Will find the one gap in your Warrior II and occupy it before you have finished the breath.
Speed: unreasonable
Red toy poodle · 6 mo
Attaches himself to whoever is quietest in the room. Excellent at child’s pose, largely because it is the nearest thing to lying down.
Volume: low
Red toy poodle · 3 mo
The smallest of the pack and carried more often than not. Sleeps through most of the practice on somebody’s folded blanket.
Naps per class: two
Red toy poodle · 4 yr
The one who has seen it all. Holds a better downward dog than anyone in the room and is entirely aware of how good it is.
Pose level: eliteWhat they’re saying
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Membership
Three monthly rates, all of them unlimited. Pick the one that fits and we will set it up by hand, the same way every mat in this room is booked.
Full membership
$99.99 per month
The standard rate, and the one most of the room is on.
Student
$39.99 per month
The same membership, at the reduced student rate.
Senior
$49.99 per month
The same membership, at the reduced senior rate.
Before you commit
Your first day pass is on us.
One class, no charge and no membership, so you can meet the room and the pack before you decide anything.
Membership perks
Private hire
Close the doors and bring your own people. One room, fourteen mats, the full pack, and nothing else on the schedule for the hour.
A full hour, priced per room and arranged directly. Tell us the date and roughly how many are coming, and we’ll come back with what is possible.
Pup-up events
A few times a season the timetable steps aside: seasonal socials, guest teachers, and the occasional pop-up away from the studio. Kept as small as the classes, and gone as quickly.
Rather have the whole evening to yourselves?
On the board
Nothing is on the board just now. The next one is announced to the list first, and the list hears about it before anyone else does.
Partners
Get in touch
Questions about a class, private bookings, or just want to know which pups are on rota this week? We’d love to hear from you.
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One room, fourteen mats, and a session for whoever is coming.
One last thing
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Membership
Tell us which rate you are on and we will set the membership up by hand, then write back within one business day with the first month and how the perks are collected.
Private hire
Tell us the date, the occasion and roughly how many are coming. We price the room rather than the head count, and we’ll come back to you within one business day.